My funny valentine.
Sweet, funny valentine.
You make me smile
with my heart.

Your looks are laughable,
yet you’re my favorite work of art.

Is your figure less than Greek,
is your mouth a little weak,
when you open it to speak,
are you smart?

But don’t change your hair for me,
not if you care for me.
Stay, little valentine, stay…

Each day is Valentine’s Day.